porn for women…indeed!

My personal favs. the one where HE cooks dinner, if your husband cooks you dinner YOU ARE A LUCKY GIRL! And the Dude vacuuming, cuz he’s HOT!

Hold that thought a second. I want to pull over to ask for directions.

I don’t have to have a reason to bring you flowers.

Don’t want anyone “falling in” in the middle of the night.

I know. Let’s take you shoe shopping!
Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.
As long as I have legs to walk on you’ll NEVER have to take out the garbage.

Is that the baby? I’ll get her.

I made some Niman Ranch lamb tenderloin with garlic, black pepper and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.

I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.


Can you say, “yeah right!”

3 Responses to “porn for women…indeed!”

  1. LMAO! I especially like the dude getting up in the middle of the night when the baby cries; yeah, right!
    B

  2. Everyday Yogini Says:

    I have to agree with ggsmama… the one with the guy getting up in the middle of the night is awesome!! Very funny! I appreciate the early-morning giggle!

    AND I love the little coat you got for the big trip over here… she is going to look fabulous. 🙂

  3. LMAO. This is hysterical, and totally true! Thanks for sharing!

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